Dave and Chuck the Freak

Either Donald Kirkland isn’t too bright…or he’s got some really big balls…allegedly.

In Knoxville, Tennessee, officers were responding to a call at a Walmart store. Allegedly, a man had shoplifted three televisions from the store, and then thought it would be a good idea to try and sell them in the parking lot…of the exact store that he’d stolen them from.

When police approached Donald Kirkland he attempted to flee, but they caught him.  He then confessed to stealing the TVs, a karaoke machine and camping equipment from the Walmart and was trying to sell it all in the parking lot.