Freak Accident Involves Falling Off A Roof, A Monkey Attack, And Impalement!

A woman in India was impaled by a steel rod after falling more than 20 feet while attempting to defend herself against a group of monkeys. The images are graphic and she is in the hospital being treated for her injuries.

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The future is now obviously, well when I wrote that, that was the past. Now, um... now it's the present. What I will write next will be the future. You get the idea. We live in a time people in the distant past only dreamt about. Our time is one of incredible advancements in technology. There was a time when the abacus was the top dog in technology. And now our iPhones sure make that look incredibly stupid. Yes, the wonders of tomorrow are seemingly today... these technological advancements have real potential to help society and continue propelling us forward... or they could bring about our doom. Here's 5 technological advancements that I find both amazing and also terrifying to my core!

One area of humanity that I'm assuming all creative types of people were not worried about was robots taking over was the art world. How could a machine possibly replicate the the human experience's interpretation of the world around us and then placing the magnificence onto a canvas. Surely only humans have the emotional depth to create what we consider art. There's absolutely no way a machine could do that better than us. Well, turns out they can. And not only can they do art... they do art BETTER than artists that are featured in the Colorado State Fair. Sorry, to Colorado's modern day Van Gogh's but... you got your asses kicked by artificial intelligence and the nerd that learned how to use it.

I guess that our only course of action, should robots rise to power is to see what James Cameron thinks we should do. We all saw 'Terminator 2.' We know that the last thing we need is liquid terminators. They are an extra pain in the ass. A robot that can shift its shape and squeeze through about anything is definitely the stuff of nightmares. Unless we can get to a molten metal factory or steal a truck with a bunch of liquid nitrogen, I really don't know what we will do when this magnetic slime robot becomes self aware.

There are plenty of anime with giant battling mechs and mech suits. Nerds sure love this stuff. The idea of having a giant mech suit we can hop into to fight the giant mechs we created that are destroying our cities should at least give you some comfort. Sure, right now all we have to worry about are drones and robot dogs... but the right Dr. Wiley from Megaman type of scientist comes along and what do ya know... giant robots are terrorizing everyone and making their day extra sh**y. This guy built his own mech suit, so he's ready. But for the rest of us we are at a real disadvantage for whatever dystopian mech future awaits us.

I've talked about it before on Dave and Chuck The Freak. The frightening idea of microscopic robots. The good thing is that the medical application of robots built on a microscopic scale could be completely world-changing in the area of healthcare. But I can't help but imagine the nightmare of someone blowing a bunch of them on you then having them crawl into your orifices, ultimately getting into your bloodstream and brain and controlling you like a zombie. I obviously have problems.

What is the one thing that can make scary robots even scarier? Well, if they were dead spiders of course. Scientists have recently discovered how to reanimate spiders to use their legs to work on components that are extremely small. Hey, scientists... seriously? Friggin zombie spider robots? Sure they seem harmless now... but what if one person gets their hands on the ability to make the spiders the size of buildings? What then, scientists?! Yeah, then probably don't do any more work on the zombie spider robot program.

Long time listeners of the show can probably recall the time when Chuck and Lisa were the only two with pets on the show.  But as the show has grown with new members so has the collection of pets of Dave and Chuck the Freak!

Here is a run down of the pets of each member of the show.  Some are traditional like cats and dogs...while others are a little out there.  ANTS!?! Really Chuck?!!

Here is pretending to be his spirit animal... a lion!

He's always one of the best dressed at all canine gatherings!

Here he is on the couch with Dave!

Here's Harold, a Dachshund, doing his best Snoop Dogg impersonation!

Hershey is a chocolate lab that can eat a full pizza in one sitting.

Here are Hershey and Harold plotting how to get into the pantry and eat Chuck's snacks

Are they snuggling or trying to lick Cheetos dust off his fingers?

Here's one of his queens...not the Dairy kind either!

Here's Frank and his family!

He has a beautiful collection of cichlids

He LOVES watching sports with his fur mom and dad! GO LSU!

Here he is enjoying a beautiful sunset!

Douglas pleads the 5th on this one!

He highly recommends Succession and Ozarks!

When he's not going on adventures, causing mischief, or watching TV...he's chilling in the pool!

Sometimes she blesses Andy's weekly Twitch streams with her presence!

She has the best poses!

Better not let her find out you don't listen to Dave and Chuck the Freak!

This is why there is a knocking rule in Jason's home!

Here are the poodles he and his girlfriend have...or are those Tauntauns?

Did you say you missed the latest episode of Midnight Metal!?

She loves watching professional wrestling on the couch with him

After belly rubs and treats her favorite thing to do is stretch out in the hot sun and roll in the grass! Look at that face!