Dave and Chuck the Freak

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA - SEPTEMBER 19: A fan displays a Philadelphia Eagles tattoo during a game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Minnesota Vikings at Lincoln Financial Field on September 19, 2022 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Tim Nwachukwu/Getty Images)

I’m surprised more people don’t have this tattoo:  A tattoo artist in San Diego nicked her own finger, and ended up with a small dot on it.  So she added two more dots, one inch apart.  Now her finger is a tiny ruler to measure stuff with.