Dave and Chuck the Freak

A porch pirate in Tulsa, Oklahoma got arrested over the weekend after he tried to conceal his face . . . by wearing WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR on his head.

Police called it a, quote, “unusual and questionably effective” mask.

Tulsa police were made aware of a porch pirate case and given some surveillance camera footage.  They noticed this footage had someting in common with some other porch pirate cases…the suspect is wearing women’s underwear as a mask.

Police were able to identify the suspect and arrest him.  He was charged with five counts of larceny, knowingly concealing stolen property, and grand larceny.