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WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS, WV - FEBRUARY 02: Slim Jim jerky snacks are seen in a container during a care package preparation for USO at the 2018 House & Senate Republican Member Conference February 2, 2018 at the Greenbrier resort in White Sulphur Springs, West Virginia. Congressional Republicans wrap up the last day of their annual retreat at the Greenbrier where they discuss legislative agenda for the year. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

A woman tried to steal Slim Jims from a convenience store in Florida on Monday, and when the female clerk confronted her, she ATTACKED the clerk with the Slim Jims.

Cops allege that Kacey Breazeale, was confronted by the Citgo gas station clerk at the exit doors. Breazeale then “pushed the victim to get past” and struck the clerk “with 2 Slim Jim beef sticks she was stealing.”

Slim Jim Attacker

Pinellas Park Police Department

Breazeale was arrested and charged with battery, theft, and resisting a merchant.  The clerk wasn’t hurt.