A Florida man named Patrick Vandermeyden-Miller was recently dubbed “dumb criminal of the week” by the local Sheriff.

Vandermeyden-Miller was arrested outside of a Palm Coast Target for allegedly stealing an electric scooter.

According to reports Flagler County Sheriff’s Office received a call about a man that walked past the check out lines of a Target store with an electric scooter and never paid for it.  When the deputies responded Vandermeyden-Miller was not hard to find…he was assembling the scooter right outside the front door.


Vandermeyden-Miller was arrested for theft and possession of drug paraphernalia.

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