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Velveeta Is Selling Cheese-Filled Chocolate

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Velveeta partnered with a candy company to sell limited-edition boxes of CHEESE-FILLED CHOCOLATE!

Each one looks like Velveeta Shells & Cheese pasta.  The shells are white chocolate with food coloring to make them yellow, and they’re filled with cheese sauce.

A box of five costs $25.

15 ‘Seinfeld’-isms We Now Use in Everyday Life

Jerry Seinfeld celebrates his birthday today (April 29), and we’re so happy, we feel like dancing!

 

In the vein of that iconic moment, we’d all be kidding ourselves if we said we didn’t use some sort of Seinfeld-ism on a daily basis, and be honest, so do you!  While there are countless phrases and moments that have become part of the pop culture lexicon, here are our 15 favorite Seinfeld-isms.

RELATED: 19 Seinfeld T-Shirts That Will Show You Are The Ultimate Superfan

  • 'Hello…Newman'

    Know someone you can’t stand?  Ever greet them with the same disdain?  Stop kidding yourself; yes, you have!

  • Festivus

    People celebrate Festivus now.  Seriously, here’s a Festivus pole for sale on Amazon!

  • The Jerk Store

    We’ve met a lot of people in our day that belong in The Jerk Store.

  • 'You’re So Good Looking'

    …And sneezes have never been the same!

  • 'Shrinkage'

    HE WAS IN THE POOL!

  • '…Not that there’s anything wrong with that'

    Easily one of the most versatile Seinfeld-isms from the whole series.

  • 'No soup for you!'

    Soup!  Seinfeld has changed the way we look at soup since this classic episode!

  • 'Spare a square

    You know a show is influential when you could be sitting on the toilet and think about it.

  • Man hands

    Jerry was always picky about his women, but this was easily one of our favorite “deal breakers” of his.

  • 'Master of your domain

    Really…this entire episode is a prime example of just how good the writing was.

  • 'Sponge-worthy'

    The fact that Luke from Gilmore Girls is the one trying to prove himself to be “sponge-worthy” makes this clip even better.

  • 'Yada Yada Yada'

    Anyone else “yada yada’d” sex?  Anyone…anyone?

  • Regifting

    Some of us have “regifted” pre-Seinfeld, but they helped coin the term.

  • Schmoopie

    This writer’s in-laws call each other “schmoopie.” Even though they’re just kidding around, it’s still gross.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BFXa4CNyEk

  • 'These pretzels are making me thirsty!'

    Regardless of the type of pretzel, it’s hard not to think of this Seinfeld-ism when you’re eating them.

 

 

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