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What Did A Thai Man Find In His Boxers When He Woke Up?

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What did a Thai man find in his boxers when he woke up? Something so frightening he probably didn’t need to make a cup of coffee that morning!

You never want to wake up in a panic. That’s no way to start the morning. However, if you found this in your underwear while waking up you’d have no choice but to greet the morning with an early freak out!

What Did A Thai Man Find In His Boxers When He Woke Up?

You never know where you might find a snake. It could be under your deck, in the garden, in the brush in the backyard, or in your boxers? According to The Sun, a man in Rayong City, Thailand had that happen to him! He reportedly woke up and found a cobra seeking shelter in his boxer shorts!

The Sun reports that the man was sleeping on a mattress on the cement floor of his home wearing just a pair of boxer shorts when the snake slithered on in. One of his friends was able to call animal rescuers to remove the venomous snake.

Ner Khwai Tai, a snake rescuer, took to Facebook to share a video of the incident. In the video, you can see the man pointing towards his boxers showing where the snake could be found. Carefully, he was able to safely remove the snake! You can watch that video below!

1.6M views · 43K reactions | เมื่อ งูเห่าพ่นพิษ ตัวน้อยตัวนิด แต่มีพิษมากหลาย... เข้าไปหาความอบอุ่น ในกางเกงมนุษยชาาาติ งานนี้ต้องพึ่งพา บังเฟรม บ้องหูที อีกแล้วครับท่าน อย่าจับผิดตัวเชียวนะครับ ด้วยความปรารถนาดีจาก ควายไท Exotic Coffee & #SnakeCuteAspect ทีมพิทักษ์อสรพิษ จ.ระยอง Snake&Rescue Rayong - เพจจริง | Ner KhwaiTai | Ner KhwaiTai · Original audio

เมื่อ งูเห่าพ่นพิษ ตัวน้อยตัวนิด แต่มีพิษมากหลาย... เข้าไปหาความอบอุ่น ในกางเกงมนุษยชาาาติ งานนี้ต้องพึ่งพา บังเฟรม บ้องหูที อีกแล้วครับท่าน อย่าจับผิดตัวเชียวนะครับ ด้วยความปรารถนาดีจาก ควายไท...

That has to be the worst way to wake up! Sure, I’ve been stung by a bee in my sleep and bitten by mosquitos and spiders but that doesn’t come close to waking up to find a trouser snake. Like, a real trouser snake! Probably woke up like, “wait…that’s not my junk down there…” and freaked out! However, if you freak out you’ll alarm the snake! So, it’s probably best to just stay calm which it seems like he was (somehow) able to do!

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Animals In North America That Could Kill You

Oh, America the beautiful. Across our wonderful continent of North America you’ll find amazing, adorable animals. However, you’ll also find creatures that are incredibly dangerous. Here are 5 animals in North America that could kill you.

Now, just because they can kill you doesn’t mean they’re out to do it. Yet, it means they have the possibility of doing so! So, it’s best to be aware!

5 Animals In North America That Could Kill You

Well, some of these animals you’re probably already well aware could kill you. However, some of these animals you might not know can kill you. Or, maybe you don’t know they’re actually around! Hey, like NBC used to say, “The More You Know.”

Naturally, there are many more than 5 animals in North America capable of killing you. There are countless. Some may be big powerful animals. Others may be poisonous. It’s important to know what’s out there. These animals could be lurking in your basement. They could be outside your home. Or, they could be all the way across the country from you and pose absolutely no risk of danger or harm.

Of course, when you only select five animals to talk about, you’re leaving a lot on the cutting room floor. So, you won’t hear about any sharks on the list. We know they can kill you. Additionally, jaguars, mountain lions, and American Bison didn’t make the list. That’s right. Bison can kill you, and they have! Not only are Bison huge animals, but they also have horns! Several ways they can take you out. It’s not just limited to a stampede.

Furthermore, I’m counting an “animal” as anything in the Animal Kingdom. They may be reptiles, amphibians, insects, and more. I’m counting them all as animals. I don’t want to hear that “technically, arachnids aren’t animals” or anything. Let’s just relax and have fun.

These 5 Animals Found In America Could Kill You

  • Grizzly Bears

    Grizzly Bears are incredibly dangerous! They’re also massive. They have sharp claws. Additionally, they have very sharp teeth and brute strength. There is no shortage in the ways a Grizzly could kill you. They’re very popular up in Alaska and Western Canada.

  • Alligators

    Alligators are dangerous animals. They’re ancient, smart, and deadly. According to USA Today, alligators have been responsible for 33 human deaths in the last 50 years. Not a great way to go. They’re quicker than you’d think. Then, sneaky, too! Uh oh.

  • Arizona Bark Scorpions

    These small light brown scorpions are deadly! They have venom that is painful and potentially deadly. You don’t want to be stung by one of these. Note that they are nocturnal and are common in southern California, southern Arizona, southern Nevada, and parts of Utah and New Mexico. Black lights can help you spot them at night.

  • Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake

    This species of rattlesnake is endemic to the Southeastern United States. Of course, there are other common rattlesnakes found across the country that are also deadly. They like to live in upland dry pine forests, flatwoods, sandhills, and coastal maritime hammocks. Also, they are excellent swimmers! So, don’t try to get away by swimming. They’ll catch you! It’s said to be the most dangerous venomous snake in all of North America.

  • Brown Recluse Spider

    The Brown Recluse Spider has necrotic venom. Their bites will often require medical attention. It is one of three spiders in North America with dangerous venom along with the Black Widow and Chilean Recluse. They’re mostly found in the Central United States. They are very dangerous and harmful to the older community and younger individuals. They’re typically between 6 and 20 millimeters.

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