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Florida Man Enjoys Junk Food Feast After Staying Inside Closed Walgreens

A Florida man enjoyed a junk food feast after reportedly staying inside a closed Walgreens! How did he pull it off? It’s like something out of a movie. You find…

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A Florida man enjoyed a junk food feast after reportedly staying inside a closed Walgreens! How did he pull it off?

It's like something out of a movie. You find yourself alone in the store after-hours and it's all yours! Except, it's really not and you're not allowed to be there! How did he get into the store unnoticed? Find out below!

Florida Man Enjoys Junk Food Feast After Staying Inside Closed Walgreens

This would be a dream scenario in like an Apocalypse or something. You have a full store and all of its snacks and offerings to yourself free of charge! Unfortunately, it is not the Apocalypse and it's illegal to be in the store at that time and illegal to steal and eat the products. Well, maybe this guy wasn't aware of that?

According to WESH, New Smyrna Beach Police Department Officers responded to a call to a Walgreens store on State Road 44 in New Smyrna Beach, Florida after an alarm was going off in the store around 3am. The alarm company reportedly informed police that there was a man inside the store despite it being closed since 10pm, per WESH.

Security footage from the store showed a man, later identified as Christopher Morgan, entering the stores bathroom around 9:40pm but he didn't come out until 2:42am, per WESH. Was he hiding in the bathroom for 5 hours? It sounds like it! As store employees, you have to check the bathroom (and all of the store!) before locking up and leaving. Otherwise, this could happen.

WESH reports that after being in the bathroom for almost 5 hours, Morgan treated himself to several products in the store including Tostitos spinach dip, chips, Reese's, Ghirardelli chocolate, Dr. Pepper, and a pack of Newport cigarettes. That's a full party spread! All he needed was a TV and a game to watch and he was set.

According to WESH, Morgan resisted being put into the back of a patrol car and even spit on an officer once he was inside the vehicle. He has since been arrested on a number of charges including burglary of an unoccupied structure, larceny--petit theft, resisting an officer without violence, and battery on a law enforcement officer. Don't do what he did. Go to Walgreens during normal store hours and buy your junk food like everyone else.

You can see Christopher Morgan's mugshot provided by the Volusia County Sheriff's Office below.

Christopher Morgan mugshotVolusia County Sheriff's Office

Christopher Morgan mugshot (via Volusia County Sheriff's Office)

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Honestly, there's nothing like a good Florida Man story. They're exciting, they're wild, they're far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Florida Man Plays Guitar While Having Brain Surgery

Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn't know that was possible.

Florida Man Throws Beer Can And Fires Gun After Being Upset By Speeding Drivers

Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don't go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn't go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?

Florida Man Robs House After Homeowner Invites Him In For A Beer

If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that's not what happened this time. I'm sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won't be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.

Florida Man Arrested For 'Molesting' Manatee Mannequin

Alliteration aside, that's an awful headline. Yikes. How does...why would...so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.

Florida Man Tries To Steal Waffle House Tattoo

Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.