85-Year-Old Florida Man Arrested For Vandalizing Neighbors’ Property With A Sharpie

An 85-year-old Florida Man has been arrested for vandalizing neighbors' property with a sharpie. It's a bit of a childish crime for an older man, no?

It might seem petty, but it can still get you arrested. It all happened in the Sandoval community in Cape Coral, Florida.

There are many ways to vandalize someone's property. Carrie Underwood made a hit song about taking her keys to her ex-boyfriends car. That's one way to do it. There was also that string of people vandalizing a town with fish at one point and we talked about that on Dave & Chuck The Freak. Now, there's an elderly man vandalizing property with a Sharpie.

According to NBC 2, Charles Robison was arrested after police believe he was the man who used a black Sharpie marker to vandalize 4 people's property in the area. NBC 2 reports that one of the victims claims Robison used a permanent marker to draw a line on the back of her pickup truck, believing it was because he was angry that the back of her pickup truck was hanging over the sidewalk. Ugh. It happens! Recently, I had a guy walk by my house and make a comment about my friend's car blocking the sidewalk. They were just there for a minute dropping something off! People need to relax. That's no reason to freak out or do something that will end up getting you arrested (or judged by your neighbors).

At 85, you'd think he'd have more to worry about than someone's truck hanging over the sidewalk. Taking a Sharpie to the car is just petty. It's hardly even a good burn. Some of his neighbors are even calling it overkill and unnecessary. It sounds like they even feel bad for him! However, not every neighbor is feeling that way. Others are now pressing charges to ensure he's brought to justice for what he's done to their property.

I think if Charles can just learn to relax a little he can enjoy his Golden Years. It sounds like he just needs a little shift in perspective. You can see more on this case, and Robison's mugshot, in the video report below. Best hide all your Sharpie markers so nobody goes out to vandalize the neighborhood. See the video report on the man who was arrested for vandalizing neighbors' property with a Sharpie from NBC 2 on YouTube below!

Honestly, there's nothing like a good Florida Man story. They're exciting, they're wild, they're far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn't know that was possible.

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Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don't go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn't go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?

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If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that's not what happened this time. I'm sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won't be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.

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Alliteration aside, that's an awful headline. Yikes. How does...why would...so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.

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Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

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