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8-Year-Old Girl In Minnesota Helps Fight Off Armed Robber With A Bat

An 8-year-old girl in Minnesota helped fight off an armed robber with a bat! Now, she’s our Badass Of The Day on Dave & Chuck The Freak! When put in…

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An 8-year-old girl in Minnesota helped fight off an armed robber with a bat! Now, she's our Badass Of The Day on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

When put in a stressful situation, you have to choose between Fight or Flight. This 8-year-old girl chose to fight. She helped beat back an armed robber with a bat during a burglary attempt. Would you have made the same choice? Or would you have picked Flight?

Girl In Minnesota Helps Fight Off Armed Robber With A Bat

This young girl deserves a medal or the keys to the city, or something! She's so brave in the face of danger! I know for a fact I would not have been as brave if I found myself in that situation. She's a much stronger person than I am and she's only 8-years-old! The incident happened in Maplewood, Minnesota.

According to CBS News, an armed robber, identified as Conchobhar Morrell, was beaten back by an 8-year-old girl and her baseball bat. Now, Morrell has been charged with 1st-degree attempted aggravated robbery. It sounds like this isn't his first run-in with the law. CBS News reports that he was also convicted for 1st-degree aggravated robbery back in 2004. It's been 20 years and clearly he still hasn't learned his lesson. Hopefully, this little girl with a baseball bat helped get the message across.

Surveillance video from the scene shows Morrell wearing an Amazon uniform and reaching in his pocket and setting a realistic looking BB Gun on the counter. It wasn't just an outfit, Morrell is a delivery associate for a third-party delivery service delivering packages for Amazon, per CBS News. However, he won't be delivering packages for them any more as he was reportedly immediately offboarded following the incident.

According to CBS News, store manager Leo says, "He (Morrell) put the gun on the table, he asked me to give him all the money and everything in the register I told him yes--I'll give you everything." Morrell is then seen on video walking behind the counter and receiving a punch from Leo who wrestles him to the floor. Then, the brave 8-year-old comes out with a bat in hand ready to fight. She even struck him a few times before running away. CBS News reports that Leo was unaware that his daughter was even involved until he watched the surveillance video.

She's now being hailed as a hero for her brave actions. As for Morrell, he remains in custody. See the video from WTHR on YouTube below.

5 of the Craziest Cringeworthy Crimes Ever Committed

While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn't), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it's the crime itself that's wild, other times, it's the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.

Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America's Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I'm not sure if those shows are around...and I'm certain Spike TV isn't around anymore. That's a story for another time.

Arrested Crime

Someone being arrested. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)

Craziest Crimes

Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren't a matter of life or death. There's no ethics quiz here, or any matters of 'would you steal bread to support your family?' These crimes, and criminals, aren't straight up cringeworthy.

While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That's why I've gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let's be honest...what's better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I'm going with the funny storytellers.

They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but...you get it. Let's not delay! Here's the list!

5 of the Dumbest Crimes Ever Committed

Nude Dude on Shrooms

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Wisconsin who was arrested after lighting his own car on fire and being found naked, covered in liquid soap near a lakae. He is supposedly a licensed psychotherapist, works with 'magic mushrooms' and is "pretty much an expert in magic."

Delivery Scams

Dave & Chuck the Freak hear about a new Amazon vendor scam involving glue guns and head-lamps, or a potential windfall if you're James.

Burlington Pervert Factory?

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Dearborn, Michigan who exposed himself to someone at a Burlington Coat Factory. They are very confused when they learn about their hours and huge social media following. Then, they try to figure out what they even sell there.

Nude In Vegas

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Las Vegas, Nevada who stripped nude and danced on the gaming tables before he was restrained and arrested. Vegas, baby...

Dream Shooter

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Illinois who accidentally shot himself in the leg whilst dreaming of burglars breaking into his house. Living the proverbial dream isn't always what it seems...

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.