Florida Woman Arrested For 2nd Sex Toy-Related Fight In 2 Years

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman

September 17th 7:44 AM

Florida Woman Arrested For 2nd Sex Toy-Related Fight In 2 Years (Photo by Darren McCollester/Newsmakers)

A Florida Woman has been arrested for her 2nd sex toy-related fight in 2 years! It’s starting to become a pattern!

One time is an accident, two times it’s probably not a coincidence! It sounds like she has a thing. The incident happened at a residence in Fort Piece, Florida. The woman in question was arrested for a similar incident back in 2022!

Florida Woman Arrested Again For Sex Toy-Related Fight

I guess if you’re ready to fight you have to grab whatever you can to help yourself out, and for her it sounds like dildos are always within reach. Despite it being a sex toy, this incident was not a crime of passion nor did it happen during any love making session. In fact, it sounds like she was trying to steal a guy’s dildo?

According to The Smoking Gun, 35-year-old Chelsea White and her boyfriend were in the kitchen preparing to eat when he discovered that his missing glass dildo was inside White’s backpack which started a late night fight between the 2. Reports say they exchanged blows and after being separated he says she started hitting him again when he went to grab the backpack. That’s when The Smoking Gun reports that she threw the glass dildo at him, missing her target, and hitting a door waking up their child. She then grabbed the bag and left the property but was found hours later and was arrested for domestic battery, per The Smoking Gun.

When being questioned, her boyfriend pointed out that she was recently arrested for a similar incident when they got into a separate argument over a dildo, per The Smoking Gun. It sounds like these sex toys are a big deal in their house and maybe they should each get their own? Sharing is caring, but it seems like they aren’t willing to do that here for some reason. During the case in 2022, White was found guilty of battery and sentenced to 12 months probation. She’s now locked up in the St. Lucie County Jail and is expected to be back in court in early October. You can see her mugshot below.

Chelsea White mugshot (via St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office)

Sounds like this couple needs to do some serious thinking if they’re going to continue being together. I think a second adult toy will be needed in the home that way they can each have their own and it should limit fights and trips to the St. Lucie County Jail.

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