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Mugshot Of The Day: Florida Man Snorts Cocaine To Hide Evidence

A Florida man snorted cocaine in an attempt to hide the evidence. Unfortunately, he left some evidence behind! Now, he’s the subject of the Mugshot Of The Day on Dave…

Joel Craig Wallace mugshot. Mugshot Of The Day: Florida Man Snorts Cocaine To Hide Evidence

Joel Craig Wallace mugshot (via Florida Highway Patrol)

Florida Highway Patrol

A Florida man snorted cocaine in an attempt to hide the evidence. Unfortunately, he left some evidence behind! Now, he's the subject of the Mugshot Of The Day on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

You never want to end up as the Mugshot Of The Day. It means that not only were you arrested for something wild, but your mugshot matches the story. We've seen all sorts of crazy mugshots that earned the title but this one might take the cake. It's certainly one-of-a-kind.

Florida Man Snorts Cocaine To Hide Evidence

If you're trying to evade the police with some drugs on you it might make sense that you have to get rid of the drugs so you're in less trouble. However, what do you do with the drugs? You're not always able to hide them somewhere that won't be found. Sometimes, you might think it's best if you consume them or try to snort the drugs away. It looks like that's what this guy attempted to do, but he clearly didn't get rid of all of it.

According to WFLA, Florida Highway Patrol (FHP) tried to pull over a driver who was speeding on US-19 but he didn't stop and lead police on a pursuit. Eventually, they were able to ram his vehicle to end the chase while he was on his way home. The man was identified as 40-year-old Joel Craig Wallace who lives in Holiday, Florida.

A photo captured by the Florida Highway Patrol shows his face covered in a white powder beneath his nose. It looks like he tried to get rid of the evidence but didn't get rid of it all. Wallace was arrested for fleeing and eluding, possession of cocaine, and tampering with evidence (because he tried to consume the drugs before they were found), per WFLA. You can see the mugshot of the Florida Man below provided by the Florida Highway Patrol.

Joel Craig Wallace mugshotFlorida Highway Patrol

Joel Craig Wallace mugshot (via Florida Highway Patrol)

As you can see, the evidence was not all removed! You can tell he tried hard, though. No further details were provided about the incident but I think you can tell enough about the story by looking at that picture. A picture really does say 1,000 words--maybe even more if they're on cocaine.

Definitely worthy of being named the Mugshot Of The Day. Curious to see more? You can check out other examples and mugshots that earned the title below. However, this remains one of the most unique we've ever shared if I do say so myself.

Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 5 ‘Mugshots Of The Day’ For 2023

Mugshots can be entertaining for a number of reasons. It could be the story behind the arrest. Or, more likely, it could be how the person looks in the photo. Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day for 2023!

That's right! We crunched the numbers and got hard data. Once said data was crunched and examined we were left with Dave & Chuck The Freak's 5 most popular Mugshots Of The Day from the past year!

Dave & Chuck The Freak In 2023

As usual, doing a list of the 5 best is very difficult. I mean, Dave & Chuck The Freak talk about hilarious mugshots almost every other day on the show. That's a lot of criminals and a lot of mugshots!

However, some mugshots are simply better than others. Some of these mugshots require a bit of context, others don't need any context at all in order to be deemed entertaining. You'll find examples of both below.

As we said, putting a list together like this is tough. So many great mugshots end up on the cutting room floor. Picking the top 5 is certainly no easy feat when there are so many good ones to choose from. Instead of going around the room and picking our favorites or asking you on Facebook which ones you liked the most in 2023, we made everything much easier. We'll simply look at the numbers.

That means the results are all from hard data. There are no opinions here. These are the 5 most popular mugshots of the day from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023 by the numbers. Thus, in a way, you created this list. If you have a problem with the results, you have only yourself to blame!

Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day in 2023 according to you and your activity at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com!

What Is This Florida Man Covered In?

Mugshot of the Day

I do not know what this man is covered in. However, I know what it looks like he's covered in. I hope I'm wrong.

Serial Car Thief With “All Gas, No Brakes” Tattoo Busted After High Speed Crash

Mugshot of the Day

Hey, at least he won't regret his tattoo. It speak the truth. He might have some other things he needs to address, though.

What Did Someone Do To Get Arrested At Rib City In Southwest Florida?

Mugshot of the Day

Not at Rib City!! Take your shenanigans elsewhere! Leave sweet beautiful BBQ alone!

Florida Woman With Very Unique Hair Style Was Arrested for Drugs

Mugshot of the Day

She could have also appeared in Dave & Chuck The Freak's Hot Or Not? A woman of many talents. A wig may be in her future.

One Angry Canadian!

Mugshot of the Day

An angry Canadian? Those exist? Evidently so! Read more about this one of a kind Canadian.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.