Sexy Teeth Brushing!
Listener Concerned With Sexy Teeth Brushing!
It’s possible that our show can twist up your world view. Things that would normally seem innocent can quickly become sexy or perverted. This show can have you questioning what people are doing in even the most mundane of tasks. This might have happened for a listener who says he spotted a guy in the campground bathroom seductively brushing his teeth.
A listener e-mailed the show to share a story about the campground he is currently visiting. Upon entering the bathroom, he noticed a man brushing his teeth in an odd way. He had the tooth brush down his throat, was only in short shorts, and had the suds dripping down his chest. After using the bathroom for several minutes, the man was still there brushing his teeth.
So, he wants to know if he should tell the guy’s wife what he saw in the bathroom because it happened the next day as well. He is assuming that the brushing man is attempting to pick up other men in the bathroom with his sexy teeth brushing. However, as we point out, he has no proof of anything like that and it could simply just be a strange tooth brusher.
We also mention how weird he might look. As stated before, his world view could be demented due to our show and he has spun up some Dave and Chuck the Freak style scenario in his head. It would be pretty awkward to approach a random woman at a campground and tell her that her husband was trying to pick up guys in the bathroom with sexy brushing. Especially, if he’s wrong.
He says he knows our motto of “Say Nothing, Help No One”, which isn’t exactly what we say. It’s ‘Trust No One, Help No One”, but he gets the gist. So, we end the discussion with telling the guy to not say anything to the man or his wife because he really has no idea what’s going on there. If anything at all.
