Grandma Reportedly Pulls Cocaine From Her Underwear During Search

Did a grandma pull cocaine from her underwear during a search? That's what's being reported and everybody has their poison.

A lot of things change as you get older. Maybe your hobbies will change and perhaps your taste of food or entertainment will change as well. What doesn't change? Looking for a vice. Everyone has one. Apparently, this grandma has a thing for cocaine as she pulled cocaine from her underwear during a search. Drugs aren't just a thing for the young folk!

According to Daily Star, Caroline Cochrane from Welbeck Road in Walker, Newcastle, England was detained for breaching the peace when she rummaged around her crotch and pull cocaine from her underwear and attempting to throw it away in front of law enforcement. Police were then easily able to recover the drugs, which was later identified as cocaine. That's when reports say the 49-year-old admitted it was her poison.

Her problems seem to only start there. She was reportedly due in court last week but was a no-show meaning a warrant was issued for her arrest. Eventually, she was located, detained, and appeared in court where she plead guilty to possession of a class A drug. According to Daily Star, police were called to reports of an assault on Cochrane on October 29th of this year and when cops arrived they reportedly found her to be in what was described as a heightened state. A lawyer tells Daily Star, "She was arrested for breach of the peace. When officers put handcuffs on her, they noticed she tensed up one hand and put her hand down her pants and pulled out several packets of white powder and threw them across the road." We now know that substance has been identified as cocaine.

Daily Star reports that the court was aware that Cochrane had numerous offenses on her record, including 2 for drug possession. Her lawyer claims the cocaine was for her personal use. Her lawyer tells Daily Star, "She's a single grandmother. She's in receipt of benefits. She didn't receive much guidance in her younger life. When asked why she takes cocaine, she says 'well, everyone has got their poison.'"

See a picture of her here.

While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn't), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it's the crime itself that's wild, other times, it's the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.

Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America's Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I'm not sure if those shows are around...and I'm certain Spike TV isn't around anymore. That's a story for another time.

Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren't a matter of life or death. There's no ethics quiz here, or any matters of 'would you steal bread to support your family?' These crimes, and criminals, aren't straight up cringeworthy.

While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That's why I've gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let's be honest...what's better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I'm going with the funny storytellers.

They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but...you get it. Let's not delay! Here's the list!

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Wisconsin who was arrested after lighting his own car on fire and being found naked, covered in liquid soap near a lakae. He is supposedly a licensed psychotherapist, works with 'magic mushrooms' and is "pretty much an expert in magic."

Dave & Chuck the Freak hear about a new Amazon vendor scam involving glue guns and head-lamps, or a potential windfall if you're James.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Dearborn, Michigan who exposed himself to someone at a Burlington Coat Factory. They are very confused when they learn about their hours and huge social media following. Then, they try to figure out what they even sell there.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Las Vegas, Nevada who stripped nude and danced on the gaming tables before he was restrained and arrested. Vegas, baby...

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Illinois who accidentally shot himself in the leg whilst dreaming of burglars breaking into his house. Living the proverbial dream isn't always what it seems...

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