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Humpback Whale Swallows A Kayaker Before Spitting Him Back Out

Author Cort Freeman and Dave & Chuck the Freak
Humpback Whale Swallows A Kayaker Before Spitting Him Back Out (Photo by Cameron Spencer/Getty Images)

Watch as a humpback whale swallows a kayaker before spitting him back out! Thankfully, he wasn’t dinner that day!

Safe to say that would have been a horrifying experience! I guess he’s lucky it was a humpback whale and not an orca or something that wouldn’t have minded turning him into a snack. This is everyone’s nightmare when they go out on the open water like that. It doesn’t matter if you’re in a kayak or a boat, you’re probably wondering what would happen if a whale jumped up onto your boat or came at you. It would be a scary thought! Now, it was this guy’s reality who was kayaking in waters off the Chilean coast it sounds like. Watch the viral video where a humpback whale swallows a kayaker below. Can you imagine witnessing this or having it happen to you? I think I’m going to stay off the water for a bit, thank you.

Humpback Whale Swallows Kayaker In Chile

How crazy is that? He was in the whale’s mouth for a few seconds! Thankfully, it quickly realized that he wasn’t food and spit him out and he was all good! As you can see in the video, he’s also thankful that it wasn’t an orca whale that got him because they call them “killer whales” for a reason. It would not have been as friendly as the humpback whale.

This is definitely one of the craziest videos I’ve seen in a while. While it’s a natural fear of it happening, you never expect it to actually end up becoming a reality! What are the chances of that happening? Incredibly slim. It looks like he’s alright and barely appeared to be bothered by the incident in his interview in that video. I’d be traumatized! I’d be a different man after getting swallowed by a whale. Now, he has a crazy story to tell for the rest of his life and a wild video to go along with it. You can see more crazy animal videos below.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

7 Of The Wildest Animals Caught On Tape Stories From Dave & Chuck The Freak

We talk about all sorts of wild topics on Dave & Chuck “The Freak.” There are wild crimes, wild people, and wild animals. Now, we’re going to focus on the wild animals and headlines they’ve made. Here are 7 of the wildest animals caught on tape stories heard on Dave & Chuck “The Freak!”

Animals are marvelous to watch. Sometimes it’s for their beauty, often it’s for their mystery, and then there are times that animals are absolutely wilding out. These are those types of stories! Let’s dive in!

7 Wildest Animals Caught On Tape Stories From Dave & Chuck The Freak

First, it’s not always the predators that are behaving in ways that end up in the news. It can be the smallest and most innocent of animals…or, sure, it could be a violent predator. Sometimes, the animals are behaving a specific way completely unprovoked, other times they’re responding to something a person has done. If you mess around with wild animals, there’s a good chance you’re going to find out why that’s a terrible idea.

Typically, these kinds of endings can be avoided. A good way to not end up the star of a news story alongside a wild animal? Keep a safe distance. You’ll notice in most of these stories and videos, the problems could have been avoided if people just used a little bit of common sense. Don’t antagonize wild animals and be careful if you’re close to the animal. Especially if it’s significantly bigger than you!

Below, we’ve put together 7 of the wildest animal stories shared on Dave & Chuck “The Freak.” However, you can find many more at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com or by listening to the podcast! In these stories, we’ll come across a wide variety of animals. Some of them can only be found far, far away. Most can be found somewhere in North America. While others could be right in our backyard. Or, already in the house! There’s even an animal that’s a repeat offender, and you’d never guess which animal it is! Find out below!

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    You never know what you might see when you’re at the most Magical Place On Earth. It could be a breathtaking display of fireworks, or something more unexpected. These guests witnessed a ‘wild’ sex act at Disney’s Animal Kingdom!

    I suppose you could say it’s merely “The Circle Of Life.” However, these guests definitely got more than they bargained for. They left with a story they’ll be able to share forever.

  • Moose Is Loose: Moose Chases Skiers Down Mountain

    Skiers and snowboarders in Wyoming got a big surprise from Mother Nature! Watch as a large moose chases skiers down a mountain in Jackson Hole, Wyoming!

    It would be incredibly frightening! You’re on a mountain and there’s really only one way to go: down. Check out this viral video below!

  • Herd Of Cows Chase DoorDash Driver

    One could say these cows had some serious beef. Watch as a herd of cows chase a DoorDash driver in Wisconsin.

    Now, this might be common in Wisconsin. I know they love their cows and cheese there. However, anywhere else this is incredibly rare!

  • Have You Ever Heard Of A Mosquito Tornado?

    Insects are annoying. We all know that. However, what we don’t all know about is a thing called a Mosquito Tornado. It’s probably something we should know about. Sure, insects can be annoying. However, this sounds extreme!

    I shutter even thinking about the name Mosquito Tornado. So, what is it? Check out the story in the Tweet above!

  • Woman Drove Around With A Hidden Rattlesnake In Her Car For Two Weeks

    You never know what might be in your car. Maybe there’s something you lost of misplaced months ago. There could also be a bee trapped inside, or something inconvenient and scary. However, a bee being stuck in the car doesn’t compare to this. A woman reportedly drove around with a hidden rattlesnake in her car for two weeks! See more on the story, along with a video, above!

  • Moose Charges At Men Who Ignored Pleas To Leave Animal Alone

    Well, some people just don’t listen. Eventually, they’ll learn their lesson. It looks like these two men certainly will be learning theirs. Watch this video where a moose charges at men who ignored repeated pleas to leave the wild animal alone. Watch these guys get what they had coming in the link above!

  • A Tourist Fights With A Feisty Kangaroo At An Australian Wildlife Park

    Ugh. Americans already have a bad reputation around the world, and this isn’t going to help! An American Tourist got into a fight in Australia…with a kangaroo. Granted, the kangaroo seemed to initiate things. However, I’m sure America will still take the blame on this one. Check out the fight in the link above!

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