Florida Man Flips Out After Denied Free Refill At Kids’ Lemonade Stand

A Florida man flipped out after being denied a free refill at a kids' lemonade stand. What a jerk!

Who does that kind of thing? It sounds like something you might have seen Larry David do on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Unfortunately, this is all too real. It sounds like the man bought 1 cup of lemonade and downed it and then got mad when he wasn't allowed to refill his cup. Again, remember this is a kids' lemonade stand! He's arguing with kids! The Smoking Gun reports that he grabbed and threatened an adult woman. He has since been charged with felony battery. All over being denied a free refill at a kids' lemonade stand. Ridiculous! Check out his mugshot below.

According to The Smoking Gun, the Florida man has been identified as 45-year-old Steven Cusumano. It happened in Clearwater, Florida. Sounds like he's no stranger to getting in trouble with the law. The Smoking Gun reports his rap sheet includes convictions for battery, as well as trespassing, narcotics possession, disorderly intoxication, assault with a deadly weapon, theft, and more.

You can't do that at a kids' lemonade stand! I've had to pretend to enjoy the worst lemonade ever because it was from a kids' lemonade stand. That's what you do! You fake it! You make them feel good about what they're doing!

Honestly, there's nothing like a good Florida Man story. They're exciting, they're wild, they're far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn't know that was possible.

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Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don't go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn't go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?

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If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that's not what happened this time. I'm sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won't be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.

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Alliteration aside, that's an awful headline. Yikes. How does...why would...so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.

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Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

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