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Have You Ever Heard A Beaver Fart?

Have you ever heard a beaver fart? It’s the sound you didn’t know you were missing out on. If you’ve never heard a beaver fart…that’s all about to change. Maybe…

beaver swimming in water. Have You Ever Heard A Beaver Fart?

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Have you ever heard a beaver fart? It's the sound you didn't know you were missing out on.

If you've never heard a beaver fart...that's all about to change. Maybe it's something you've never thought about. That means you didn't realize what you were missing out on. Now, your life will never be the same. I mean, it's not going to be very different or anything. I'm not saying it's going to markably improve. It's just going to be different in that you've now heard a beaver fart. You can then do with that what you will. Maybe it will change your life for the better and maybe it won't. It's up to you. You can long at last hear a beaver fart in the video below.

Have You Ever Heard A Beaver Fart? Now You Have

So, what did you think? Life changing? Probably not? Funny? Sure. I guess you never know what you're going to catch when you set up one of those wildlife cameras. You probably expect to see some wildlife like a deer, fox, coyote, or maybe even a beaver. However, you never expect to catch audio of it farting. Bravo.

According to The Independent on YouTube, this beaver was caught on camera at a nature reserve in Cornwall. Beaver officer Lauren Jasper tells The Independent, "Beavers have, near their tail, glands that can secrete this oil called castoreum, and that actually helps them to mark their territory." So, it's like crop dusting an area to secure it and mark it as your own. I can respect that.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.