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Plane Pervs: Museum Director And Ex-Police Captain Cause Trouble On Different Flights

We have a pair of plane pervs to talk about today! One is a Museum Director and another is an Ex-Police Captain and both caused problems on their flights! It…

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We have a pair of plane pervs to talk about today! One is a Museum Director and another is an Ex-Police Captain and both caused problems on their flights!

It seems like the friendly skies aren't so friendly anymore. There's always something to look out for. It might be the plane door opening during the flight, a rude employee, a drunk passenger, you never know--however, it's best to always be alert. A pair of plane pervs were busted with some wildly inappropriate behaviors recently and both were on different flights. We're grouping them together for this story and sharing them both at once. Don't be like these guys.

Pair Of Plane Pervs Cause Problems On Different Flights

First, there was the Art Institute Director who has since been put on leave after a bizarre incident on an overseas flight. According to CBS Chicago, he was accused of being involved in an incident onboard a flight to Europe. He allegedly drank and took prescription drugs and took off his clothes and stripped naked on the flight, per CBS Chicago. The Art Institute Of Chicago can't like hearing about this! Check out a video report on the incident below.

So, there's the story on the first alleged perv. Next, we have the Ex-Police Captain. According to The New York Post, a drunk ex-officer has been accused of slapping a male flight attendant's butt after professing his love onboard a JetBlue plane.

The New York Post reports that 49-year-old Dennis Wally Woodbury was charged with abusive sexual contact for whacking the male flight attendant's butt while he was collecting meal trays on a flight from Florida to California. It's also been reported that he was drinking heavily on the flight. Sounds like it might be a good idea to avoid alcohol while flying.

The New York Post says Woodbury has since been fired from his job and now faces up to 2 years in federal prison. He's expected to be arraigned on May 12th.

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