Cucumber Banger & Car Wash Flasher

It is always nice to get updates on stories we cover on the show. Sometimes, we talk about something and never get closure. A few months ago, a guy was busted for pleasuring himself with a cucumber around Washington, D.C.. Well, he has been sentenced for his pervert acts.

According to DCNewsNow, "A man was sentenced on several charges Wednesday in connection with a string of public sex acts caught on camera last fall, marking an end to a bizarre story that prompted safety concerns near a Northwest high school. Questions swirled online after one homeowner shared her concerns with DC News Now in September after her SUV was targeted by a man in her alleyway, where he was seen using a cucumber he lodged in the vehicle’s grille in a sex act. One handrail in question in an alleyway on Q Street Northwest was reportedly targeted twice and is now wrapped in sandpaper."

It was a crazy story then and when we recap it's still just as shocking. Using a cucumber and public handrails to backdoor pleasure is out of control!

But that isn't the only pervert to talk about today. A guy was arrested for flashing people at a car wash and was then smirking in his mugshot. According to Patch.com, "A 44-year-old citizen from Plainfield who was showing his private parts to people washing their vehicles at a Route 59 business last month has been arrested by the Joliet police on charges of disorderly conduct, the arrest report for Alejandro Garcia showed."

Not as bad as the cucumber banger, but still a pervert. There are levels to this stuff we realize and must make mention of when someone is a worse pervert.

We then begin to discuss car wash prices and the current state of our cars. Just another day on Dave and Chuck the Freak.