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Florida Junk Man Might Be The World’s Most Annoying Neighbor

A Florida Junk Man might be the world’s most annoying neighbor. This is not who you want living next door. I’m sure everyone feels like they have a terrible and…

empty pop bottles and recycling in junk yard. Florida Junk Man Might Be The World's Most Annoying Neighbor

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A Florida Junk Man might be the world's most annoying neighbor. This is not who you want living next door.

I'm sure everyone feels like they have a terrible and annoying neighbor. Maybe they don't mow their lawn, maybe they're always asking to borrow something, or perhaps they throw parties late into the night. There are neighbors out there who check those boxes. Then, there are also neighbors like this Florida Junk Man who many are saying could be the most annoying neighbor in the world. Chances are then neighbors that bother you in your life don't hold a candle to this guy.

Florida Junk Man Might Be The World's Most Annoying Neighbor

According to Click Orlando, Alan Davis has been frustrating his neighbors for 25 years with his unsightly yard in Seminole County. Now, he's reportedly celebrating the anniversary of his very first county code violation with a new fiberglass sculpture of a 6-foot-tall human buttocks.

Sounds like this won't be the first butt sculpture to be featured in his yard either. Click Orlando says he's displayed multiple sculpted posteriors of various sizes in his yard over the last few decades along with scrap metal, PVC pipes, steel drums, rusted appliances, tarps, hoses, junked vehicles, and weeds. He says it's all a political protest against the county and he says his actions are protected by the 1st Amendment.

People in the community seem surprised that it's all still up and hasn't been taken care of yet. As of late January, he reportedly owed Seminole County more than $5M in code violations, per Click Orlando. He says he is not going to pay it.

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