Chuck’s Farts Clear a Theater

If you have listened to the show long enough, we bet you can guess the combination of foods that Chuck needs to unleash a supervillain like gas attack. After a story made the news about an assault as a result of unwelcomed farting, Chuck makes a case that he could clear out a theater under the right circumstances.

According to TimesLeader, "Police in Wilkes-Barre Township say they charged Chazz Pearson, 39, on allegations he assaulted an elderly man who passed gas while waiting in line at a business in the East End Centre complex. Pearson, of Butler Street, was standing behind the man who passed gas while in line inside CSL Plazma on May 16, according to the criminal complaint. The man apologized but Pearson, the complaint says, did not accept the apology and proceeded to strike the man in the head. The man’s son intervened and was also struck by Pearson, the complaint alleges. Police in the complaint say the physical altercation was recorded by surveillance cameras. Pearson is facing charges of simple assault, harassment and disorderly conduct. The charges were filed with District Judge Michael Dotzel in Wilkes-Barre Township with a preliminary hearing scheduled for July 7 in Luzerne County Central Court."

So, this gets us talking about bad gas and how we don't appreciate people who can't refrain from doing it in a public space. And then, Chuck says that he believe he has the ability to clear out a theater with his farts. If he were to combine cheesy bread, milk, and onion rings, he would have a deadly concoction brewing in his stomach that would destroy cities!

Let's hope for the sake of humanity that he never combines the three.