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Did A Florida Man Admit To Getting Sexual Gratification From Pool Floats?

Did a Florida man admit to getting sexual gratification from pool floats? According to reports, that is, indeed, what he’s saying! To each their own. Everyone has their own type,…

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Did a Florida man admit to getting sexual gratification from pool floats? According to reports, that is, indeed, what he's saying!

To each their own. Everyone has their own type, I guess. Some men like blondes, some like redheads, and some like pool floats. At least that's what The Smoking Gun is saying 41-year-old Christopher Monnin admitted to. I'm not sure if I have ever heard anything like this. He admitted to sexually gratifying himself with pool floats while pleading guilty to a burglary spree, per The Smoking Gun. You can see his mugshot provided by the Brevard County Sheriff's Office below.

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Christopher Monnin mugshot

Did A Florida Man Admit To Getting Sexual Gratification From Pool Floats?

A judge sentenced Monnin to 2 years of community control which is an intensive form of probation that is similar to house arrest, per The Smoking Gun. Sounds like this case has been dragging on for years.

The Smoking Gun says that police found 75 pool floats in his house. That's a lot! He really did like them, eh? That's a lot of pool floats to have in your possession even if you have a pool. If you don't? Even more strange!

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