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Idiot Criminal Of The Day: Florida Teen Gives Wild Excuse For Speeding

The Idiot Criminal Of The Day is the Florida teen who gave a crazy excuse for his speeding. Why did he say he did it? In a world full of…

Daniel Lobaina-Chow mugshot. Florida teen arrested Idiot Criminal Of The Day

Idiot Criminal Of The Day

Lee County Sheriff's Office

The Idiot Criminal Of The Day is the Florida teen who gave a crazy excuse for his speeding. Why did he say he did it?

In a world full of dumb criminals, you never want to be dubbed the Idiot Criminal Of The Day. That means you did something crazy to stand above the rest. This Florida teen certainly seems to fit that description. He was arrested for going 104mph in a 45 zone and that's not why he's going viral. No, it's because of why he said he did it. What's that reason? He says he just likes the sound of his exhaust! That's not going to get you out of trouble.

Idiot Criminal Of The Day: Florida Teen Gives Wild Excuse For Speeding

According to Gulf Coast News Now, 18-year-old Daniel Lobaina-Chow was the Florida teen arrested for going too fast in a Dodge Charger. He claims he did it because he liked the noise of the exhaust. In his defense, it can be a cool sound! However, that doesn't mean you can go as fast as you want on the roads. It's still incredibly dangerous--especially when you reach those speeds.

Lobaina-Chow was taken to the Lee County Jail and was charged with street racing, per Gulf Coast News Now. That's incredibly fast!

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