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Man Does A ‘Dump-And-Dash’ At A Detroit Shoe Store

You’ve probably heard of a Dine-And-Dash but how about a Dump-And-Dash? It’s almost the same but replace the dining with…well, dumping. A man was caught on surveillance video doing the…

Nike shoes on store shelf. Man Does A 'Dump-And-Dash' At A Detroit Shoe Store

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You've probably heard of a Dine-And-Dash but how about a Dump-And-Dash? It's almost the same but replace the dining with...well, dumping.

A man was caught on surveillance video doing the dump-and-dash at a Foreman Mills store on 8 Mile and Van Dyke in Detroit, Michigan. An employee, James Bosquez, witnessed the whole thing, per FOX 2 Detroit! Now, they're taking to social media to try to find the man who intentionally pooped in the shoe aisle of the store. Don't dump-and-dash! See a video report shared by FOX 2 Detroit on YouTube below.

Man Does A 'Dump-And-Dash' At A Detroit Shoe Store

Bosquez tells FOX 2 Detroit, "He came straight into the store and didn't even talk to anybody, went straight to the shoe aisle. He didn't even try to hide it, he just pulled down his pants, pooped, didn't even wipe--walked straight out to a car and left." You gotta wipe! Now he's going to be uncomfortable all day!

To make matters worse, the store does have bathrooms that they will let customers use! You just have to ask! Seems like he didn't have time for that. He had a plan and he was sticking to it.

Bosquez continued saying that the man had an acquaintance with him, telling FOX 2 Detroit, "The other guy walked into the men's department, and I didn't see anything in the men's department, but it seems like they just came to do this because they didn't talk to anyone, didn't grab anything. Nothing. Made a beeline straight to the shoe department, used the bathroom, and just left."

Anyone with information is asked to call Foreman Mills.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.