Dump and Dash

We have all heard of the 'dine and dash'. Well, how about a 'dump and dash'. You won't hear that term anywhere other than Dave and Chuck the Freak. We have covered so many cases of malicious fecal distribution that it doesn't shock us anymore. What we are more curious about is the why. Why do you poop in the aisle of a shoe store that has a bathroom, instead of the bathroom.

According to Fox2Detroit, ""When you gotta go, you gotta go," is what one man probably had in mind when he decided to defecate in the middle of a Detroit shoe store on Sunday. And yes, it was caught on camera. Meanwhile, an employee of that store turned to social media to find the man who made a voluntary oopsie in the shoe aisle. The dump and dash happened on Sunday morning at the Foreman Mills store at 8 Mile and Van Dyke. The employee, James Bosquez, witnessed the whole thing. "He came straight into the store and didn’t even talk to anybody, went straight to the shoe aisle," he said. "He didn’t even try to hide it, he just pulled down his pants, pooped, didn’t even wipe—walked straight out to a car and left.""

Everyone has to be asking the same question of Why? Why would you do it. Are you upset with the store? Could you seriously not make it to the bathroom? It's a wild world we are living in.

People dumping and dashing is something that can't catch on. We can't be walking around in a world full of people pooping in stores.

There was a flashback to the time the show dealt with a live pooper. The famous studio pooper that Dave says was so bad that it changed the color of the carpet, permanantely.