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American Hurdler Chris Robinson Wins Race Despite Wardrobe Malfunction

Chris Robinson, an American hurdler, didn’t let a wardrobe malfunction stop him from winning his race. He had his penis slip out of his shorts! That might be the worst…

Chris Robinson and another runner in a race. American Hurdler Chris Robinson Wins Race Despite Wardrobe Malfunction

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Chris Robinson, an American hurdler, didn't let a wardrobe malfunction stop him from winning his race. He had his penis slip out of his shorts!

That might be the worst thing that could happen during a race--your penis falls out of your shorts. You don't want that to happen! You have a few options if it does happen...you can stop and fix it and put your stuff away. However, that would certainly result in you losing your race. So, you could just keep running and deal with it later. Winning is the most important thing, right? Seems like that's what Chris Robinson thought. He didn't let it stop him from winning his 400m hurdle race. Check out the uncensored video from the race below. WARNING IT"S UNCENSORED!

American Hurdler Chris Robinson Wins Race Despite Wardrobe Malfunction

Would you have done that too? I probably would have been too embarrassed and would have stopped the race. To his credit, if I was packing like he was then I probably would have let it be too. Good for him.

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