Naked Florida Man Covered In Mud Arrested After Vandalizing A Van

A naked Florida man covered in mud was arrested after being accused of vandalizing a van. It happened in the town of Osteen.

We've talked about many a naked Florida man on Dave & Chuck The Freak. In fact, it probably comes up on the daily. They usually come along with a wild story. However, very rarely is the naked Florida man covered in mud. That adds a new dimension to things. This naked Florida man covered in mud was arrested over the weekend after allegedly vandalizing a work van and trespassing on private property, per FOX 35 Orlando.

According to FOX 35 Orlando, the naked Florida man has been identified as 31-year-old Xaid Khan. FOX 35 Orlando reports that Khan claimed he had been following the sun under instruction from a "higher power." He went on to admit to vandalizing the van although he couldn't recall doing so. Additionally, he wasn't sure why he had removed his clothing and was naked. His clothes were later found scattered throughout the property.

When police arrived, they found the home's patio door open with water running from a hose and furniture rearranged inside, per FOX 35 Orlando. You do not want to find someone doing that in your home. Don't move around my stuff! Don't run my hose! Don't enter!

Khan was, indeed, arrested and charged with burglary of an unoccupied conveyance, trespassing, and indecent exposure. You can see his mugshot provided by the Volusia County Sheriff's Office below.