Florida Man Caught Stealing Sex Toys And Ice Cream At Walmart

A Florida man was caught stealing sex toys and ice cream at Walmart. Hopefully to be used separately.

I guess sometimes after a pleasure-session some ice cream might sound good? So, maybe these 2 could actually go together nicely. A Florida man is now behind bars and facing felony charges after reportedly stealing sex toys and ice cream from Walmart. It happened at the location in South Pasadena, Florida. The Florida man in question has been identified as 40-year-old Jeffrey Laforge who was arrested on a pair of theft counts. You can see his mugshot provided by the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office below.

The Smoking Gun reports that Laforge swiped a variety of adult toys from Walmart on 2 separate occasions. He was seen on store security cameras removing the items from their packaging and leaving without paying. He ended up stealing $280 worth of merchandise including a "tush toy" and an "oral stroker," per The Smoking Gun.

Additionally, he's accused of stealing a Reese's Peanut Butter Ice Cream that costs $3.98, per The Smoking Gun. It remains uncertain if the toys were intended for personal use or resale, although the lack of packaging would suggest he planned on using them on himself. Typically, these charges would be misdemeanors but due to his history of theft convictions they have been enhanced to felonies. You don't want to be caught stealing sex toys and then have your mugshot everywhere. Getting arrested and having your mugshot out there is bad enough without the context and details.