Florida Woman Busted With 2 Turtles In Her Bra At Miami International Airport

A Florida woman was busted with 2 turtles in her bra at the Miami International Airport. Busted seems to be the appropriate word for this story.

It's just another wild incident at the airport. It seems like we're sharing one every day on Dave & Chuck The Freak these days. It could be the plane door flying off, a rude gate agent, or something crazy a passenger is caught doing. This time around, it's again the passenger. There was recently the story of the man overseas who tried smuggling 3 snakes in his pants at the airport. Yes, literal trouser snakes. Now, it's a Florida woman caught with 2 turtles in her bra.

According to USA Today, the TSA's advsanced imaging technology caught it and alerted officers to something hidden in the passenger's chest area which led to the discovery.

TSA recently shared the story on LinkedIn. In the post, they say, "OK friends, please--and we cannot emphasize this enough--stop hiding animals in weird places on your body and then trying to sneak them through airport security. No, really."

This is where things take a turn towards the Darkside. I didn't see this coming and it's heartbreaking. Unfortunately, only one of the turtles made it through the ordeal and the surviving one was turned over to the Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife.