Idiot Criminal Of The Day: Louisiana Woman Steals Government Vehicle 2 Hours After Prison Release

A Louisiana woman is back in behind bars 2 hours after walking out of a Louisiana jail. She's been named the Idiot Criminal Of The Day on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Some people learn their lesson after being locked up. One time is enough and they never get in trouble again. Others don't seem to learn their lesson like they should. I know for me one time would be all it would take to set me right! The last place I would want to be 2 hours after being released is back in jail. Unfortunately, that's the situation 42-year-old Lisa Cleaver finds herself in. The New York Post reports that Cleaver was hit with theft charges and brought back to Livingston Parish Detention Center in Livingston, Louisiana after stealing a department of public works truck. Sounds like it wasn't hard for authorities to identify the suspect as she left her discharge papers inside the vehicle!

Sheriff Jason Ard says in a statement obtained by The New York Post, "During our investigation, deputies learned Cleaver--as soon as she stepped foot out of the LPDC upon her release--attempted to gain entry into an LPSO unmarked unit in the front parking lot." Right away? Come on! Just ask if you can stay. Save some people the hassle.

She was later detained after being seen wandering in the middle of the highway and found her inside a grocery store. The investigation is ongoing.