New York City Man Casually Keys Car In Viral Video

There’s a viral video online showing a New York City man casually key a person’s car while “Hey Jude” plays in the background. How is he so cool about it?…

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There's a viral video online showing a New York City man casually key a person's car while "Hey Jude" plays in the background. How is he so cool about it?

The guy clearly just doesn't care. In Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" she talks about viciously destroying her ex's car because he cheated on her and this isn't how I pictured that going on. This guy just casually does it right on video. Like he's marking the car for sale or something. If you couldn't hear what was happening you wouldn't know he was keying the car and destroying it. Of course, you have to listen beyond the "Hey Jude" that's playing and setting the mood during the ordeal. Only in New York City, I guess. Check out the viral video shared on Reddit below.

New York City Man Casually Keys Car In Viral Video

This is so weird! For one, if you key my car you're going to hear me yell about it and scream at you. I don't care if you're a stranger in a scooter or one of my friends. What are you doing? How is he so chill about it? Then, the culprit is also incredibly chill about all of it and doesn't make any sound or face at all. What is going on?

He does it several times in the video and never changes his expression! New York City is a weird place. Commenters also seem to be confused about why nobody is saying anything or if the driver didn't notice what was happening until later. How do you not react? Commenters are going off in the comments section about what they would have done if somebody tried to key up their car like that. You can't just let it happen!

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.