Married Couple Starts Swinging Club With ‘No Ugly People Allowed’

A married couple in the United Kingdom liked swinging so much they decided to start up a swinging club. They do have some rules for members to follow–like no ugly…

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Married Couple Starts Swinging Club With ‘No Ugly People Allowed’

A married couple in the United Kingdom liked swinging so much they decided to start up a swinging club. They do have some rules for members to follow--like no ugly people allowed!

When you think of swingers, several things might come to mind. You might think of a porno you saw with beautiful swingers swapping partners. You also might think of real examples of swingers in reality which is much different than the ones you see in the videos online. Typically, swingers don't look like porn stars. That's just how it goes. However, one couple in the UK might have a plan to put an end to that. According to The New York Post, this couple has started a swinging club that doesn't allow any ugly people. Not a bad idea, but will it work?

Married Couple Starts Swinging Club With 'No Ugly People Allowed'

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It's subjective, isn't it? What one person finds beautiful another might not. So, how are they going to not allow ugly people into the club? Ashley Marum (the husband)tells Kennedy News (via The New York Post), "I don't want people there who the majority would think are unattractive." Okay, so it's a group standard and majority rules.

Ashley and Tanya got married in 2019 and it didn't take long for them to start experimenting and bringing other people into the bedroom. It started so Tanya could explore her sexuality, per The New York Post. It really took off from there. Now, they've started bi-monthly swingers club events for people like them. They say they get 300 people to show up to these events. That's wild and a lot of people!

We've been talking on Dave & Chuck The Freak about how being a cuckold could improve your relationship, according to some reports, and it seems to be working for them! Are you going to give it a try now?

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