We Are Crack Aware
We’ve said it before and we’ll probably say it again. We are crack aware. We don’t want anyone to catch a glimpse of our crack and do our best to…
We've said it before and we'll probably say it again. We are crack aware. We don't want anyone to catch a glimpse of our crack and do our best to keep it hidden. That includes pulling down the shirt, having a crack guard up on our chairs. We think everyone should be crack aware!
We started by talking about a guy who allegedly had his butt out while running onto the field at the Lions game. We couldn't find the video but it made us realize that we are very crack aware. We do whatever we can to prevent people from seeing our ass cracks. It would be rather embarrassing to have your butt out, in front of a crowd, and maybe on National television.
Then, we talk about a potential upcoming fight between Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather. What we remember from the fight Mike Tyson had with Jake Paul was Mike Tyson's ass being broadcast on Netflix. Again, he was not crack aware.
Dave says that he has a cardigan on the back of his chair just to always make sure, if his crack does ever expose itself, that it won't be seen. Chuck said he pulls his shirt down in the back multiple times a show for the same reason. Lisa realizes that in all the years they've worked together, she's never seen either of their cracks slip. And, that is intentional. Job well done.
We makes jokes to a 'Chuck's Crack Cam' being shared on the YouTube livestream but that isn't going to happen. Unless, someone pays the right price!
Speaking of the YouTube live stream, we are now livestreaming the whole show, every weekday! You can find us online at youtube.com/daveandchuck.
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