Detroit Mother Busts Couple Getting Busy In Her Yard

A Detroit mother busted a couple trying to get freaky right there in her yard during broad daylight. Sounds like they were looking for some afternoon delight. “Get a room!”…

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A Detroit mother busted a couple trying to get freaky right there in her yard during broad daylight. Sounds like they were looking for some afternoon delight.

"Get a room!" is an expression we should all be familiar with by now. Nobody wants to see you being overly affectionate in public--and they definitely don't want to see you naked or getting busy in their yard in the middle of the day. That would be shocking--especially if you have children, which this Detroit mother does. Malayah Mills tells FOX 2 Detroit that a sex worker and her customer pulled up to her house and he exposed himself in full view in front of her and her kids. Mills tells FOX 2 Detroit, "I just literally had my son's party here two weekends ago; you can see the balloons. I walked right up, and they looked as scared to see me as I was to see them. He got out of here so fast." FOX 2 Detroit has the story below.

Detroit Mother Busts Couple Getting Busy In Her Yard

Mills tells FOX 2 Detroit she was getting her 7-year-old ready for school on a Tuesday morning when an SUV pulled into her yard with the driver inside receiving services. She was not about to have that happen in front of her kids.

Sounds like she lives in an area where this is pretty common. She tells FOX 2 Detroit, "They were trying to clean up the activity around here, and then when they caught the commissioner doing the same thing in the car, they caught him a couple of blocks around on Schoolcraft and Meyers. That's right down the street; that was two year ago."

You don't want to look out your window and see that happening and you really don't want your kids looking out and seeing that right there in their yard in the middle of the day. Mills plans on filing a police report this week.

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