Chuck’s 3 Inch Song
It’s no secret. Chuck has talked about his donger forever. He’s said that it’s small and isn’t afraid to talk about it. Now, if there was a song released about…
It's no secret. Chuck has talked about his donger forever. He's said that it's small and isn't afraid to talk about it. Now, if there was a song released about it, that would be really sad. And, today we bring you Chuck's 3 Inch Song.
According to People, "It's been a long time coming, but Taylor Swift's raunchiest song ever is here. On Friday, Oct. 3, Swift, 35, released The Life of a Showgirl. Among the tracks that reference her fiancé Travis Kelce, throughout the album, "Wood" is perhaps the most risqué, packed with innuendo, BDE and double entendres. The lyrics seem to bring Kelce's manhood centerstage, and already have fans clutching their pearls over what Swift is referring to.
Having a song released about your donger might be a good thing, if you have a package worth singing about. In Chuck's case, it would be a really sad song. So, Dave finds some of the saddest music he can and Chuck improvises the lyrics to the song "3". It would be mortifying if a girlfriend, or ex-girlfriend, released a song about your tiny member.
We have heard from so many of our listeners that say they're packing heat, and wouldn't mind a song being released about theirs. We've heard from people who have had their junk used for Clone-A-Willy's and all sorts of toys. Chuck has said forever that he doesn't have the equipment for that. Let's hope the song is never released. But, like he said, he'd rather get out in front of it and diss himself before someone can diss him.
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