Florida Woman Arrested For Battery After Attacking Boyfriend’s Genitals

A Florida woman has been arrested on a felony battery charge after attacking her boyfriend’s genitals. Reports say she “scratched, punched, and bit his genitals,” per WCJB. Ouch! This is…

Maya Taylor mugshot covered by DCTF logo. Florida Woman Arrested For Battery After Attacking Boyfriend's Genitals

Florida Woman Arrested For Battery After Attacking Boyfriend’s Genitals (via Alachua County Sheriff’s Office)

Alachua County Sheriff's Office

A Florida woman has been arrested on a felony battery charge after attacking her boyfriend's genitals. Reports say she "scratched, punched, and bit his genitals," per WCJB. Ouch!

This is not how you want an argument with your partner to go. If you're going to attack me maybe give me some stomach shots or you can even hit the face if you must. But, please, leave my genitals out of it! According to WCJB, 35-year-old Maya Taylor, of Gainesville, became aggressive towards her boyfriend after arguing about her alcohol use. When they got home, the fight continued and WCJB reports she picked up scissors and scratched, punched, and bit his genitals.

Maya Taylor mugshotAlachua County Sheriff's Office

Maya Taylor mugshot (via Alachua County Sheriff's Office)

Florida Woman Arrested For Battery After Attacking Boyfriend's Genitals

WCJB says this is her second offence thus making it felony battery charge. The victim and the suspect have reportedly been living and dating together for around 7 years and share a child together. She's now being held at the Alachua County Jail.

Ouch! Don't do that to someone! Control your anger. Talk it out! This is not how you settle any argument.

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