What Penetrated a Man in a Walmart Bathroom?

We talk about some crazy things on the show and today was no different. Lately, we have been talking about the fear of hidden cameras in public toilets. Today, we found out there might be a new threat. Syringes, taped to the toilet seat, full of a mysterious liquid! Well, at least in one New Mexico Walmart bathroom.

According to The Smoking Gun, "A customer who claimed that he was stabbed by a pair of syringes taped to the side of a toilet in the bathroom of a Walmart in New Mexico told cops that the stall had just been used by a suspect wearing a t-shirt with a “demonic symbol on it.” After reportedly sitting on the syringes--which contained a pink fluid--Rothe, of course, took a picture of the sharps, which were affixed to the bowl with white medical tape. The photo, seen at right, was released by police. A police review of store surveillance footage has not identified any suspects. A preliminary test on the syringe contents returned inconclusive results."

Yikes! What a terrible thing. Being poked on the ass by syringes in the Walmart bathroom. Not something you'd expect. Then, to make matters worse, they are filled with some mysterious liquid. The authorities haven't identified it yet, and we had our own crazy theories.

Chuck thinks it looks like grapefruit juice. Jason, on the other hand, thinks it's something even crazier. The pink fluid....could be a mix of blood and semen. It's farfetched yes, but who really knows!

A listener texted us that the liquid they use at vet clinics to euthanize animals is pink so, that might be what it is also.

When there are no facts, we have to speculate. And, because it's our show, we usually go to a super crazy place.