Did Former NFL Player Matt Kalil Get Divorced Because His ‘Unit’ Was Too Big?

Umm…did NFL player Matt Kalil get divorced because his “unit” was too big? That’s what it sounds like! That must be crazy! Meatloaf famously said, “I’ll do anything for love…

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Umm...did NFL player Matt Kalil get divorced because his "unit" was too big? That's what it sounds like! That must be crazy!

Meatloaf famously said, "I'll do anything for love but I won't do that." I guess maybe this is what he's talking about. People always argue about whether or not size matters and it turns out it does--just not in the way we thought. Yes, you can be too big and it can be a problem. Kind of sounds like that's what happened to former NFL player Matt Kalil and his ex-wife. People probably think that being too small could be a problem in their relationship but being too big can be an issue as well. Matt's ex-wife Haley Kalil, also known as Haley Baylee on social media, says it was the biggest factor in their divorce, per Page Six!

Did Former NFL Player Matt Kalil Get Divorced Because His 'Unit' Was Too Big?

Haley says that his penis is like .01 percent of the population, per Page Six. That's wild! You'd never think being too big could be an issue but here's proof. Maybe just be happy with what you have.

Hopefully there were other issues in the relationship too. If that was the only reason for the divorce it would be wild. You can read more about the relationship and the former Minnesota Vikings player's penis here.

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