3 People Arrested After Alleged Threesome At Winn-Dixie Parking Lot In Florida Keys

3 people have been arrested after an alleged threesome at a Winn-Dixie parking lot in the Florida Keys. They look like an interesting group of people. The Florida Keys sound…

Sharon Helen Czaplinsky, Michael McDonald Howard, Marshall Adam Lowery mugshots with DCTF logos. 3 People Arrested After Alleged Threesome At Winn-Dixie Parking Lot In Florida Keys

3 People Arrested After Alleged Threesome At Winn-Dixie Parking Lot In Florida Keys (via Monroe County Sheriff’s Office)

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3 people have been arrested after an alleged threesome at a Winn-Dixie parking lot in the Florida Keys. They look like an interesting group of people.

The Florida Keys sound like a wild time. Any time we talk about the Keys on Dave & Chuck The Freak, it's about people having sex in public. Seriously, every time we talk about it! What's going on down there and what am I missing out on? This incident happened at a Winn-Dixie parking lot in the middle of the day! Sometimes, there's no time to get a room and you just have to get down with some Afternoon Delight, I guess. Check out their mugshots provided by the Monroe County Sheriff's Office below.

Sharon Helen Czaplinsky, Michael McDonald Howard, Marshall Adam Lowery mugshotsMonroe County Sheriff's Office

Sharon Helen Czaplinsky, Michael McDonald Howard, Marshall Adam Lowery mugshots (via Monroe County Sheriff's Office)

3 People Arrested After Alleged Threesome At Winn-Dixie Parking Lot In Florida Keys

According to WSVN, 45-year-old Sharon Helen Czaplinsky was charged with unlawful exposure of sexual organs, disorderly intoxication, and resisting without violence. To add onto that, it was reportedly her 2nd arrest for similar public behavior in 3 months!

43-year-old Marshall Adam Lowery, of Key Largo, was charged with committing unnatural and lascivious acts and disorderly intoxication, per WSVN. 59-year-old Michael McDonald Howard, of Marathon, was also charged with unlawful exposure of sexual organs and disorderly intoxication, per WSVN.

No word on what acts they were busted doing together but it sounds like all 3 were involved. Jason pointed out her chapped lips and he makes a great point. That would certainly hurt during sexual activities. Ouch.

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