What Were The Funniest Items People Got Stuck Up Their Butts In 2025?

Ever wonder what the funniest items people had stuck up their butt in 2025 were? We were on Dave & Chuck The Freak and we found out! We probably talked…

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What Were The Funniest Items People Got Stuck Up Their Butts In 2025?

Ever wonder what the funniest items people had stuck up their butt in 2025 were? We were on Dave & Chuck The Freak and we found out!

We probably talked about most of these things on the show when they happened or if they were reported on. However, they're still incredibly shocking--even to us! Defector.com shared some of the funniest items people got stuck up their butts in 2025 and the list is wild!

What Were The Funniest Items People Got Stuck Up Their Butts In 2025?

Defector.com says some of the items include a turkey baster, a baseball, marbles, a vape pen, a sandal, a doorknob, a corncob pipe, and uncooked pasta. Ouch! Some of those sound like they would really hurt! I don't want any of those stuck up my butt.

Uncooked pasta sounds terrible! A vape pen could be very dangerous. It could blow up! You don't want something blowing up in your butt! Yikes!

Read more and see more items shared by Defector.com here.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.