Former NFL Player Sues Ex-Wife For Commenting On His Huge Dong

Former NFL player Matt Kalil is now reportedly suing his ex-wife, Haley Kalil, after she talked about his privates on a podcast. Turns out, he’d prefer to keep it private….

NFL player Matt Kalil with Minnesota Vikings. Former NFL Player Sues Ex-Wife For Commenting On His Huge Dong

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Former NFL player Matt Kalil is now reportedly suing his ex-wife, Haley Kalil, after she talked about his privates on a podcast. Turns out, he'd prefer to keep it private.

Now, when you hear about someone suing somebody for talking about their genitals on a podcast, you'd probably assume they mentioned how small they were. However, you'd be incorrect. Haley Kalil was actually talking about how big his unit is--even comparing it to "2 Coca-Cola cans stacked on top of each other." Turns out, it's probably best to not talk about your ex-partner's genitals at all--even if you see it as a compliment.

Former NFL Player Sues Ex-Wife For Commenting On His Huge Dong

We talked about this story on Dave & Chuck The Freak after she came out and commented on his massive dong. We never saw this coming!

Sounds like Matt's current wife might not appreciate all the attention he's getting for it. Reports say she's been getting spammed a lot since this came out and she has nothing to do with it! Leave her out of it!

Read more from TMZ here.

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