Flying Turds

Farts are funny. We also find turd videos funny. After talking about a story involving farts, we watch some crazy videos involving turds. You have been warned!

According to TJ.news.com, "A Sackville man has been sentenced to 75 hours of community service after a court heard he used an unconventional — and widely discouraged — form of resistance during his arrest last summer. Appearing in Moncton provincial court on Wednesday, the man told a judge he felt remorse after pressing his rear end against two Mounties and farting on them during the arrest. The act was described in court as “disgusting,” a characterization that went largely uncontested. The incident occurred while officers were attempting to take the man into custody. Instead of cooperating, he allegedly chose what may now be recognized as one of the poorest tactical decisions in modern law enforcement encounters."

Weaponizing your farts is a dastardly thing to you. And, we have heard from Chuck that if he were to do the same to us, we'd all be in trouble. Hell, he once told us he thinks his farts could clear out a theater.

So, we get to talking about fart videos that Chuck has seen while searching the internet and then one involving poop. We begin the search and find what we're looking for. It's some wild stuff. If you don't want to see a man pooping into a toilet from about three feet away, then fast forward through that part. You've been warned.

What can we say, farts and turds make us laugh. We hope it does the same for you!