Chicago Man Grabs Machete After Neighbor Rejects Hangout Session

A Chicago man is now facing felony charges after grabbing a machete after being turned down for a hangout session. That won't help you gain any friends.

This is like an extreme version of that Tim Robinson movie 'Friendship.' A guy just wants a friend but turns out those are pretty hard to come by. This happened in the suburbs of Chicago, Illinois in Cook County. According to FOX 32 Chicago, a 23-year-old man allegedly returned to his neighbor's apartment with a machete and entered the home after being told that they didn't want to hangout. Don't do that! That 23-year-old Chicago man has been identified as Kevin Patron-Ladino and you can see his mugshot provided by the Cook County Sheriff's Office below.

FOX 32 Chicago reports that Patron-Ladino had knocked on his neighbor's door and asked to hangout. The 4 people inside reportedly declined and offered to meet up another time but that didn't seem to settle well with Patron-Ladino. He returned with a machete and stabbed the door and entered the apartment. Thankfully, the others were able to get away and nobody was injured in the incident.

He has since been charged with felony home invasion and multiple misdemeanor counts of assault. That's not going to get you any friends, buddy! What a scary moment that had to have been for the people inside.