Florida Man Arrested After Claiming To Be CIA Agent And Falling Into Stranger’s Pool

A Florida man has been arrested after falling into a stranger's pool. He also was claiming to be a CIA agent (which he was not). This is a wild one out of Port Charlotte.

There's a lot to unpack with this Florida man. He truly is one of those "Florida Men" you hear about in the stories and online. He fits the description to a tee. According to Gulf Coast News, 43-year-old Christopher Zubrycky claimed to be a CIA agent after reportedly drinking vodka and forgetting where he lived. Sounds like that led him to mistaking a stranger's home on Monet Avenue for his own home on Winsom Avenue. A terrible mistake to make. Gulf Coast News says a stranger knocked on a couple's door on Monet Ave and asked to stay for a few days and the homeowners told him to go bother someone else but he made his way inside their lanai instead.

Sounds like residents in the area didn't approve of his actions with one telling Gulf Coast News, "I would shove my boot so far up his [expletive] he would be tasting leather."

Moments later, a splash was heard and the stranger fell through their pool cover and into the water. He climbed out of the pool and went to the back door asking for French fries and a towel. Wild request. When deputies arrived, he was sitting on a chair by the pool and told officers he held his breath under water for 3 minutes. Not sure if that's true or possible.

Gulf Coast News says Zubrycky was arrested for trespassing, disorderly intoxication, and resisting a deputy without violence.