Get Better Fries, Bitch!

It’s always a fun time when we make a phone call. Whether it be to investigate something or leave our thoughts with the President of Burger King. Well, today we…

It's always a fun time when we make a phone call. Whether it be to investigate something or leave our thoughts with the President of Burger King. Well, today we did just that. The President of Burger King gave out his phone number so people could share their thoughts on their experience. Dave decided to call and that can always get crazy.

According to Newsweek, "Burger King said that customers can call or text Curtis at (305) 874-0520 to share their feedback on food, service, value, and restaurant conditions. In its press release, Burger King insisted that “every message received will be reviewed, responded to,” and used to inform business decisions. Nation’s Restaurant News (NRN) reported that Curtis plans to spend four hours a day for an initial two‑week period fielding calls and texts from guests. After that, the initiative will continue, with Curtis reducing his hours and other Burger King leaders joining him to respond to and act on customer feedback."

Well, we decided that we were going to use the number and make a call ourselves. And, we wanted to comment on the new Whopper changes and to leave our thoughts on the fries. But, Dave doesn't always put things in the most delicate way. So, he said in so many words, that they should get better fries, bitch!

We found it to be really funny that he would leave a message like that for the President of Burger King. Only Dave.

We also imagined the company using our call in one of their advertisements and playing Dave's message. A big campaign about how they are changing their fries because of our feedback.

ENJOY!