You Must Look At Cort’s Crack

Jason and Cort have a special relationship. People seem to think that Jason doesn't like Cort. He does dismiss him a lot but come on people...it's a show! They spend a lot of time together after the show but that doesn't mean Jason wants to see his crack. In fact, I can say that no one on the show wanted to see Cort's ass crack today. It happened anyway.

According to Vogue, "Teyana Taylor already had our attention when she hit the 2026 Golden Globes red carpet in ultra-sexy, custom black Schiaparelli. Then she turned around, and lo: “The crack is covered in diamonds,” she said on the E! red carpet. Indeed, Taylor’s LBD was complete with a rhinestone-encrusted whale tail—topped off with a ladylike bow. At the 2025 Met Gala, Vogue declared that boobs are back—a truth that would resonate throughout the year, as heaving bosoms (both natural and man-made) appeared on red carpets everywhere. Now, 2026 is shaping up to prioritize a different kind of cleavage."

So, before we started talking about the year of the crack, we were talking about a chief happiness officer at a retirement home. No one on our show could perform well in that job. Dave thinks that Jason would have the hardest time doing that job because of his demeanor most of the time. Jason says he could do it and tries to get more positive for the rest of the show. It didn't last long.

We started to talk about the year of the crack and that's when Jason jokes about Cort coming into his office and showing his butt. Well, Cort isn't one to shy away from a challenge. He comes up and displays his ass crack, Jason doesn't want to look but, everyone tells him he has to look. If he's going to be the chief happiness officer, he better look at Cort's ass. He does. He regrets it. 2026 really is the year of the crack.

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