Who Pushed Frank’s Fart Button

The trend of men getting into butt stuff isn't new. But, there seems to be a growing trend of men in their 50's getting started in this sort of bedroom fun. We try to get to the bottom of it by asking our listeners. One guy in particular gave us a pretty wild story about getting his prostate checked. Enjoy!

According to Metro, "When a gentleman in his fifties, Robert*, shuffled into Dr Lawrence Cunningham’s GP surgery, he initially complained of tummy pain. ‘It took nearly an hour of gentle questioning before he admitted the truth,’ Dr Lawrence tells Metro. ‘He had a glass jar stuck up his bottom that he couldn’t get out himself.’ In 2025 alone, 505 people were admitted to hospital for this reason, 25% of whom were men just like Robert, aged 51 or older. Even just last year, our health service spent an estimated £429,250 extracting various household items from British bottoms, at £850 a pop, according to the FOI by Erobella."

We know that many of our listeners like to participate in these backdoor activities. So, we ask our male listeners that are 50 and older specifically to share if they've recently started to try it out.

One guy named Frank calls and says that he had a strange experience at the doctor. He was not trying to get into backdoor stuff. Backdoor stuff found him. He says that when they doctor was feeling his prostate something happened and he finished. He didn't get aroused, he wasn't erect, he just finished.

It's a really crazy story and we try to wrap our minds around it.

Have fun!