*Timestamps are approximate*

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck “The Freak”

0:01   – – – AD MARKER – – –

0:01 Chuck’s sad announcement

0:06 Dave took his dad on a tour of a senior living facility

0:13 Today is the first day of spring

0:16 Woman caught her upstairs neighbor on camera stealing her food right after it was delivered

0:22 Footage of a wild elk charging a guy

0:24 Pranking metal detector friend

0:28 Someone used 2k-year-old coin as bus fare

0:31   NEWS

0:31 Two planes came within 300 ft of a collision

0:34 Plane crashes into crocodile-infested waters

0:35 Update on the continued TSA shutdown

0:39 A couple of ladies had to rent a U-Haul to drive home because of airport delays

0:42 Huge drug bust in a house

0:43 Apartment building showed cracks, nearly collapsed.

0:47 Woman was attacked, bit by an otter

0:51 Food influencer helps turn business around for a struggling bakery

0:57   – – – AD MARKER – – –

0:59   CELEBRITY DIRT

0:59 March Madness first round recap and upsets

1:04 Messi scored 900th career goal

1:06 The 9-9-9 challenge during baseball games

1:10 Houston Rodeo cracking down on their dress code 

1:16 ABC cancels The Bachelorette because the star is involved in a scandal

1:25 Chuck Norris rushed to hospital following medical emergency

1:25 New Ryan Gossling movie hits theaters this week

1:31 Amazon will raise prices for Prime Video

1:34 One of the most popular games on stream leans on nostalgia

1:37   – – – AD MARKER – – –

1:39   PERVERT OF THE DAY

1:40 School employees caught banging in a school bus

1:54 A couple more hidden cams found

2:02 Police drones catch a perv peeping into a home

2:04 A cop accused of accepting bribe to protect a brothel

2:09 Guy busts his wife cheating when he spotted an image of her and guy on Google Maps

2:13 Trend where people ar choosing to stay awake during surgery

2:24   DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

2:24 Footage of Chuck E Cheese kicking a child

2:30   – – – AD MARKER – – –

2:32   ASK DAVE & CHUCK “THE FREAK”

2:32 Started spending the night with girlfriend, she snores

2:48 Buddy thinks he’s in love after hot girl slid into his DMs, not sure its not a scam

2:53 Buddy borrowed his dog, not wants to borrow his kid to hopefully meet women

2:56   – – – AD MARKER – – –

3:00   NEWS

3:00   FLORIDA’S EFFED UP

3:00 Senate failed to pass bill banning the marriage of first cousins

3:02 Magnet fishermen find possibly historic pistol

3:06 Kid found a megaladon tooth

3:10   – – – AD MARKER – – –

3:12   BREAKING NEWS

3:12 Chuck Norris has passed away

3:14 Only 5 people showed up for a high school performance

3:19 Zoo keeper stayed at work for 3 nights during snow storm

3:23   – – – AD MARKER – – –

3:25   MEXICAN MINUTE

3:25 Crate from Mexico full of 39 live pythons

  END OF SHOW