Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave going to an outdoor wedding in the heat, trombone player outside of the club store, ‘Male Slave For Hire’ ad on Craigslist, kid obsessed with fans, man killed in a crash with a train while trying to pull into his driveway, construction employee runs over boss who fired him, update on Spirit Airlines employees who freaked out on passengers, woman claims that she was removed from flight because she looked ill but was fine, people are pooping on a popular beach, Olympics update, pole vaulter lost at Olympics after dong caught crossbar, Martha Stewart treated Snoop Dogg to a fancy dinner in Paris, Deadpool & Wolverine beats R-Rated money record, Zac Efron had swimming incident in Spain, Ben Affleck wants to play Hulk Hogan, Aerosmith retiring from touring, Wes Scantlin booked into a jail, owner of The Conjuring house says a spirit told her an employee was stealing from her, McDonald’s employee set dumpster on fire when it got too busy, Taco Bell employee gave haircuts in the kitchen, perv licked someone’s hair at a mall, man ran nude through building and damaged walls after being evicted, owner of a bakery accused of inappropriately touching employees, woman’s nose grows hair after dog bite, kid has to help deliver aunt’s baby, priest busted for operating meth lab in his parish, man lassos gator, spa under investigation for being a rub and tug, woman’s home damaged by sink hole, the meanest judge in America, virtual companion product that you wear like a necklace, new version of the alphabet song, woman stabbed by her BF’s crazy ex, cop who was honored by MADD arrested for DUI, couple’s storage unit was robbed, dog got really high after eating weed it found on the beach, people are worried that they are becoming their parents, paper cuts are less common thanks to technology, man bought fortune cookie that inspired him to buy winning lotto ticket, elderly home burglars, and more!